Our alter egos

You can be a Simpson, too!

I need some schoolin'

I know about the churchy part, but what-all goes on at a baptism? Is there a luncheon? A party? A giant cake with a picture of the baby's head on it? Do people expect favors? This inquiring mind needs to know what she's gotten herself into.

My parents will be inviting all their relatives and we'll be inviting some close friends. People will be coming from out of town for the long weekend. Please tell me what the hell I should do with all these folks!

See you there!

Free Shakespeare On the Common information can be found here.

Five things

Re: Petunia's meme, here are 5 things you might not know about me:

1. I don't shave from September to May, and then in May I bust out the razor. Internalized sexism? Cooler legs and pits? Maybe both.

2. The last 2 times I ate a plain banana, I vomited. Now I'm scared to eat bananas. (I'll still eat banana bread, though.)

3. I love reading trashy mysteries. Patricia Cornwell, Jonathan Kellerman, Edna Buchanan, and Kathy Reichs are some of my favorite trashy fiction authors.

4. I laugh my ass off watching America's Funniest Home Videos. For real, I do. And yes, I liked it better with Bob Saget, aka Mr. Full House.

5. I have a serious problem with stationery: I love it! I love sending hand-written letters and cards. I love receiving them, too.

Gossip

I was browsing the blogosphere a few minutes ago when I discovered that someone I knew in college is dating a TV celebrity. I love the internet!

Sneaking it in just under the wire

I almost forgot to mention it, but here's a great big ol'

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to my dear friend (and psychic twin) JPP!

Happy birthday, lady!

I wicked stole this from JPP

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Wanna find out how well you know me? Mwah ha ha--I'm a tricky one!