Why NPN needs to shut her piehole
I'm out in the yard with the kids and my next-door neighbor says hello:
Her: Did you get a haircut?
Me: Yes.
Her: Hmm. [Wrinkles her nose.] I like you better with shoulder-length hair.
Me: [Mute with fury.]
Her: Have a good day!
GRR.
Her: Did you get a haircut?
Me: Yes.
Her: Hmm. [Wrinkles her nose.] I like you better with shoulder-length hair.
Me: [Mute with fury.]
Her: Have a good day!
GRR.
Labels: Day-to-day
posted by Clementine at 2:36 PM
5 Comments:
I don't even understand what your crazy neighbor is saying. Is your hair "short" now in her book? Is she back-hand complimenting you by saying she likes your haircut but thought you looked like ass 2 days ago? Or is she of the opinion that your current haircut is bad as it's not short enough?
Either way, shut up bi-atch.
Oh, my bad. I forgot y'all can't see me!
My hair's about a quarter inch shorter than it was this time yesteday, so she was saying my haircut looks like ass. Too bad she's WRONG, and rude to boot!
Also, HA HA! I screwed up and had to correct the original post. Tired much, Clementine?
I'm an ass.
You look marvelous. She is a jerk beyond all porportions. Remember, this lady "joked" about having to sue us if the rose bush scratched her children! I don't care how many hand me downs she gives us, she is a jerk and loud and rude. Also, lets remember how she spent the entire weekend fighting with our other neighbor loud enough for us to hear every freeking word she and he said all day and night long. Let me at her!! Don't you mess with my wife. And I will show her short hair!
You're not an ass, clearly your neighbor is the ass.
Also, I want to see Petunia's forced haircut.
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