Noses are red, bruises are blue
Who needs champagne and chocolates? We're celebrating this very special Valentine's Day with a bottle of Robitussin and a box of Puffs Plus. Cheers all around! In honor of the festivities, here's a little V-Day ditty from my house to yours:
Don't kiss your honey
When your nose is runny.
You may think it's funny,
But it's not.
Don't kiss your honey
When your nose is runny.
You may think it's funny,
But it's not.
Thinking about Valentine's Day reminds me that this time last year I was lying in a heap at the bottom of the basement stairs. It was a truly spectacular display of clumsiness: one moment I was starting down the rickety basement steps; the next moment I was pulling boxes down on my head as I plummeted toward the concrete floor. I lived to tell the tale, but my bruises lasted a month and a half. Nothing says "romance" like a cold compress and a bottle of ibuprofen, eh?
Happy Valentine's Day, y'all!
posted by Clementine at 10:07 AM
8 Comments:
Happy Valentine's Day! I always remember our dates in college for Valentine's Day in honor of singles everywhere. :)
Also, I love your poem, even though you are a big D-O-R-K.
by the way, please observe today's valentine's Engrish.com find.
Happy V day honey. Sorry the only moaning that you will hear today is me after a particularly bad coughing fit. Hey children in the family child care, Thanks so much for the illness. I cannot think of a better way to spend the holiday than to cough, blow my nose, ache, and feel like crap. So very sexy and romantic. Anyway, I love you baby!
Yes, well, I gave my brand new love diarrhea for our first VDay. So, I feel your pain.
Frog, you totally win! Diarrhea ALWAYS wins.
Yeah Frog,
that wasn't a nice present to give your new love.
A sickness riddle for all you literary types!
If your feet smell,
And your nose runs,
You're upside-down.
How high was your fever again? ;)
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